Femsplained

S1E23. Peter Pan and the Lost Episodes

You've probably never considered that somewhere out there, an adult human being could ramble on excitedly about Peter Pan for hours on end.  Well, it would shock you how much of this episode had to be trimmed down, because Diana is precisely that adult human being.  But don't worry!  We also talk about other, more interesting topics to help you get through this episode!  Like Horoscopes, The Craft, Jumanji, Hogwarts Houses, and Avalon's namesake!  But mostly, this is the deep dive you never asked for, with love from Diana to JM Barrie.  

S1E22. Cosplay Costumes and Chaos

In this mutual Femsplained extravaganza, Avalon and Diana talk about their experiences with Cosplay, Costuming, conventions, and crafting.  With special guest topics: LARPing, pirates, Avalon's allergy to hops, and Diana's allergy to shutting up.  

S1E21. Tabletop RPG Free For All Madness

By Grabthar's Hammer, what a tangent.  This episode is almost about tabletop RPGs!  Diana and Avalon talk about D&D, Pathfinder, White Wolf and World of Darkness, Warhammer, the demonic presence of Claire's novelty shops, Become Human, Nintendo, Critical Role and honestly so much more.  This episode was a joy to record and a pain to edit so enjoy, Femsplainers!

S1E20. Nerdlesque Burlesque

In this episode it's Avalon's turn to be the splainer!  She talks all about her experiences as a burlesque performer and producer as well as Magic Mike, the Suicide Girls, strip clubs, queer identities, people who don't respect boundaries and MORE.  

S1E19. Chilly Down with the Femsplained Gang

This episode is a mutual nerd out over Jim Hensen's The Labyrinth.  This has been a lifelong love for Diana and Avalon and like all of those mutual topics, it leads to a lot of tangenting.  So get ready for puppets, David Bowie headcanons, sports metaphors, the morality of American Football, fae lore, and a surpringingly personal interlude sometime in the middle of the episode.

S1E18. RENT: The Original Long Winded Rant

This episode features Diana Goldbluming her way through her heated defense of this award winning show to Avalon, who has some perfectly reasonable criticisms.  Guest starring: Jeff Dunham, Steve Irwin, Avenue Q, and many other unrelated topics!  

S1E17. Neopet Pet Park

In this episode of Femsplained, Avalon and Diana mutually reminisce about the weird fads of online fantasy pet ownership in the early 2000's.  There's talk of Neopets, Gaia Online, Second Life, and most importantly - how to download Java on a Mac.  

S1E16. Team Anxiety

In this episode, Avalon and Diana get a little serious - but not too serious - and talk about their experiences living with Anxiety. There's commiserating, storytelling, and a surprising amount of laughter in this slightly serious adventure in Femsplaining.  

S1E15. Clone Splained

Just one, I'm a few.  No family too.  Who are we?  

This week, Avalon and Diana join the Clone Club and mutually geek out over their love of Orphan Black.  Some brief tangents include Rock Paper Scissors and Doctor Who's elusive Jim the Fish.  Come listen and enjoy the fact that while both Avalon and Diana share a love for this show, the only thing they manage to agree on the entire episode is how much Breaking Bad sucks.  

S1E14. Supernatural: Femsplain On My Wayward Sons

This week it's Avalon's turn to nerd out, this time over the TV show Supernatural.  This episode is jam packed with shipping, fangirling, and ends with a very elegant game of FMK.  Along the way we also recap all the good Coheed and Cambria happenings, the reason why Avalon has been having sex dreams about Matt Mercer, and how Diana can always find a way to relate anything to the TV show Charmed.  Strange changes in the audio this week were brought to you by Technical Malfunctions and Diana's Anxiety disorder.